Lily, 46 - 8 декабря 2009 17:34

[FONT=Arial][FONT=Courier]Proverbs

SOME TRUTHS ARE ETERNAL.

When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
[I] David Bissonette [/I]

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together...

[I]Sacha Guitry [/I]

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
[I]Socrates [/I]

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
[I]Anonymous[/I]

The great question...
which I have not been able to answer....
is, 'What does a woman want?
[I]Dumas [/I]

I had some words with my wife, and
she had some paragraphs with me.

[I]Sigmund Freud[/I]

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
[I]
Henny Youngman [/I]

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.'

[I]Sam Kinison [/I]

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me,
and the second one didn't.'

[I]James Holt McGavra [/I]

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

[I]Patrick Murra [/I]

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.....

[I]Nash [/I]

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

[I]Anonymous [/I]

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
[I]Henny Youngman [/I]

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong..
[I]
Rodney Dangerfield [/I]

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'..
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'
[I]Anonymous [/I]

First Guy (proudly):
'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy:
'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
[I] Anonymous [/I]

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